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• In a Tokyo Hotel:
  Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

• In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
  To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

• In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
  You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursdays.

• Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
  Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

• In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
  Drop your trousers here for best results.

• Outside a Paris dress shop:
  Dresses for street walking.

• In a Zurich hotel:
  Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

• In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
  Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

• Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
  Would you like to ride on your own ass?

• In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
  Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

• In an Acapulco hotel:
  The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

• In a Tokyo shop:
  Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

• In a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
  When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

• On a Bulgarian web site:
  You may visit this webpage, only if you are logged in or it is unavailable.