Dziś na zimową chandrę proponujemy zestaw zabawnych instrukcji i ostrzeżeń, jakie można znaleźć na opakowaniach produktów.

• Box of household nails
  CAUTION! – Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!

• Bottle of bathtub cleaner
  For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.

• Can of orange juice
  100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
  

• Toilet brush
  Do not use for personal hygiene.

• TV manual
  Do not pour liquids into your television set.

• Bag of cat biscuits
  Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.

• Credit card statement
  Payment is due by the due date.

• Sign at a railroad station
  Beware! To touch these wires is instant death.
  Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted (ścigany).

• Microwave oven
  Do not use for drying pets.
  

• Frisbee
  Warning: May contain small parts.

• 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow (taczka)
  Not intended for highway use.

• Hair dryer
  Do not use in shower.
  Do not use while sleeping.